YUK! YUK! The title sounds as if I am writing a poem or something. Yikes! Ha! Actually I am running out of topics, which means I have nothing interesting to write about. That’s life. Sometimes all the interesting events happen to you, sometimes you wish you could get rid of it.

So, T.O.D.A.Y! Nothing significant. Ha! That’s the interesting part. OK, not funny. Woke up early to ‘polish’ my group assignment. Went over to friends’ house to get 2nd polish, which I thought was good (= Indeed.

Drove to Mid Valley *woot* This time, I didn’t get lost in the Gardens. Wuakaka! I remember the first time I drove there, I was turning, and turning, and turning around the building because I couldn’t find my way back to PJ. I must say: this time I am smarter! Geez!

Bought some junkies for my sister (YaY, Santa Jie is coming to KL!!) and groceries too (= While I was at the payment counter, I heard a woman screaming.

“Can YOU please put all my things in a different plastic bag? I want you to PUT NICELY! I SAID ONE ITEM, ONE PLASTIC BAG. CAN’T YOU HEAR ME?”

And I saw the cashier quietly placed all the items in one plastic bag.

“I want you to APOLOGISE TO ME. DON’T YOU EVER DARE TO MUMBLE A WORD. I SAID, APLOGISE! Or I WILL CALL YOUR MANAGER! CAN’T YOU HEAR ME”?

I purposely turned my back and stare at her with a “madam, shut up please” look. Even her parents asked her to keep quiet and pay and leave.

She said, “I DON’T CARE. I WANT HIM TO APOLOGISE TO ME!”

Her parents walked away and she shamelessly moved her butt too. Wuakaaa!

A note to the fat and ugly not-so-thin and pretty woman: If you are reading this, let me tell you, you look horribly ugly just now. Even Princess Fiona (Shrek’s wife) is much cuter than you. And ouh… you were loud too. One last thing, did anyone tell you not to use so many plastic bags? Save the environment, remember?

Oh no… I just saw a security guard downstairs sweeping the spilled tomato sauce with a broom. Yes, you read that right. A broom.

Enough grumbles for today. Now.. I need a good, good rest.